when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
imagine idris elba as a starfleet captain
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month
I’m a giant softy, for sure, but I honestly think these days it’s probably considered more masculine to be emotionally connected.
like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep
"hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
"we’ll have food"